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Deep in the heart of Sherwood Forest, Robin Hood was

lying in bed in his cottage, only a few days from death.

“Little John,” he croaked “give me my bow and arrow and

open the window. I will fire the arrow and wherever it lands,

please bury me there.”

And indeed, a few days later, Robin died and having

promised to carry out his final wish, Little John and the rest

of the Merry Men buried Robin on top of the wardrobe.

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RaynesAsylum
23:50 Jun 10 2014

lol

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A very popular film was being shown at the local cinema and

the place was packed. Suddenly a woman stood up and with

a scream rushed out into the foyer to search out the

manager.

“I’ll never come back here again,” she complained. “I’ve just

been interfered with.”

A short while later another woman ran out looking

distressed, complaining of the same thing.

“I’m not having this,” said the manager and he decided to

track down the pervert. Shining his torch along the rows he

eventually discovered a man crawling along under the seats.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” he roared.

“It’s my toupee,” replied the man. “I’ve lost it. I had my hand

on it twice, but it got away.”

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dabbler
01:17 Jun 08 2014

got Himself in a hairy situation. What?

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Angelus
01:40 Jun 08 2014

twas the sequel to a gag from last month

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